Headline of the Day: Seven Surprising Facts About Cannibalism

http://www.vox.com/2015/2/17/8052239/cannibalism-surprising-facts

Here are 7 other surprising facts about cannibalism:

1) Cannibals are people, too. People who eat other people.
2) The first words from one cannibal to another were, “Tastes like chicken.”
3) The second words were, “Needs more salt.”
4) Cannibals like to party. And eat people who like to party.
5) Fine Young Cannibals were not, in fact, practitioners of cannibalism. They ate up pop charts. Not other people.
6) There exists a sub-culture of male cannibal nudists that call themselves, “Canniballs”.
7) Much like a shark, a cannibal attack can be stopped by a sharp punch to the nose. Unlike a shark, a cannibal can call for help from his people-eating homies so I wouldn’t rely on that as your only defense.

Headline of the Day: Seven Surprising Facts About Cannibalism

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