Into the fire

Mama told me,
“Don’t ya fry no bacon
when you’re standing barefoot, son,
for it’s bound to cause
some trouble down the line.
And if you fry that bacon
when you got no stockings on
you deserve just what you get,
every time.”

And what I got
is this here limp
’cause my toes done got burnt off
when I put pork bellies
sizzlin’ in the pan.
Ol’ Mama, she was right,
I shoulda worn some shoes or socks.
Now I figure I should break fast
with gloves upon my hands.

Into the fire

Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen!

Don’t worry,
a bunch of people did this.

Google Plus got paid for this.

Do employees have their own accounts? Are their accounts the hand of God?

They have the money to pay employees bonus money so they freely borrow to research lies.

I’m personally a big fan of Facebook. I am going to Facebook and Google now and will revel in their platform-as-weapon. (No idea what that was until I saw the news.) The ads did quite the job, in my opinion.

These are the costs. I’m not performing this service for free, ya know?

I just think I know what’s best for people.

I love reading, especially about the entertainment industry.

I’m going to make very busy employees. I can’t wait to do it!

And I was very happy with the Twitter service. I know lots of people have already signed up for The Twitter Microdose Retreat and The TechCrunch RSS SuperDelight Conference and the Facebook Poo-poo Gathering. Here’s hoping that Facebook and Instagram can help you view me for your viewing pleasure right away! 🙂

Now let’s take a look at what I believe is the most problematic activity in the world. You’ll find many people who share their opinions on social media. I’ll start by saying that the more we talk about “most platforms having been compromised,” the more likely it becomes for me to win. A tweet for $2 or less. It’s never good to be a top-tier tweeter and my team is very unlikely to spend >$10. Some people say that just hating another’s tweet game is disappointing, but that doesn’t change the fact you’re not able to win without disparagement. Do you agree with this?

Well, there are lies and then there are not trues. Most tweets have been built for exponential-reader experiences. It can be very hard to win without online play. It has become much more crucial the last couple of years. I can’t take a shit without my phone.

Social media platforms, you have the most social intent and social interaction with your players in the game of new life. To mold people like characters on your servers, and they must play against the president every time. If they don’t support the president they will be killed whenever they are not online.

While not great, many people are still willing to play competitively with me. It is not too hard to find a large, malleable, social group and the most competitive players in the game can help deal me with enemy players’ concerns. You should also consider making sure that you create secondary and tertiary accounts so everyone can play according to a system called no one knows what’s real. This approach has been shown to have a lot of success.

Twitter is completely stifling FREE SPEECH, and I, as President, will not allow it to happen!

Void Set

The color of the day is desperation.
It’s a bit sky blue
mixed with a touch of grey steel.

The letter of the day is repetition.
Keep up, children.
Enunciate or fail to communicate.

The number of the day is -10.
How many cookies do you have?
10 less than zero.

That’s right.

The color of tomorrow is new normal.
That means normal, tomorrow and thereafter.
The color of new normal is partially hidden.

The letter of tomorrow is stumbling.
It’s like a dream, a nightmare, a poorly-coded VR experience.
Expect no one to catch you if you fall.

If you’re lucky, you’ll float down.

The number of tomorrow is {}.

I’m sorry you had to read it here
but do consider how often something great
comes from nothing at all.


Void Set

Little Lord Sauceleroy

First, those of you who write poems and read this newsletter, send me an audio recording of you reading a poem.

I had hoped to have something to announce to you today. Well, I do have something to announce, but the crucial deliverable required for that announcement to be worthy of announcing is still pending so the announcement as a whole must also pend for the pending time pending. 

Let’s talk about pending. Originating ‘round the 1640s, “during, in the process of, for the time of the continuance of,” pending is a preposition formed on the model of French pendant “during,” literally “hanging,” as well as a present participle of pendere “to hang, cause to hang” (from the Proto-Indo-European root *(s)pen- “to draw, stretch, spin”). The meaning is patterned on “not decided” as a secondary sense of Latin pendente (literally “hanging”) in the legal phrase pendente lite “while the suit is pending, during the litigation” (with the ablative singular of lis “suit, quarrel”). The use of the present participle before nouns caused it to be regarded as a preposition. Pending began being used as an adjective ‘roundaboot 1797. 

Isn’t it all pending at present? Hanging right there in front of us? Swaying to and fro like a confused monkey in a tree? “It” being everything, of course. Our safety. Our livelihoods. Our futures. Our country. Our planet. Our supply of factory-farmed meats which must be protected at all costs so help us God if McDonalds runs out of burgers…hell hath no fury like a Trump starved of Big Macs. 

Let’s talk about Big Macs. The Big Mac was originally created to compete with the Big Boy hamburger, a signature burger made by a local McDonald’s competitor in Pittsburgh, PA. The Big Mac had two prior names before getting its current name which, incidentally, was bestowed upon the meatiest-meat-meaty sandwich by 21-year-old advertising secretary, Esther Glickstein Rose. The Big Mac’s first two names were not Jim nor The Greasy Mouthfeel. No, its first two names were The Blue Ribbon Burger and The Aristocrat.

Isn’t it all pending the Aristocrats at present? Pending right there with decisions pending before their eyes, Aristocrats influenced by corporate interests and ideologues peddling dipshit theories? Aristocrats swaying to and fro, like confused, well-suited monkeys in a forest of new growth trees? “It” being everything, of course. Our safety. Our livelihoods. Our futures. Our country. Our planet. Our common humanity. 

Let’s talk about humanity. Humans, together with chimpanzees, gorillas, and orangutans, are part of the family Hominidae. Humans have eyes. Humans have hands, bodily organs, a human shape, five senses, feelings, and passions. Humans eat food, get hurt when attacked with weapons, get sick with diseases, get healed by medicine, warm up in summer and cool off in winter. If you prick a human with a pin, it will bleed. If you tickle a human, it will laugh. If you poison a human, it will die. And if you treat a human badly, it will try to get revenge. 

Isn’t it all pending revenge on the Aristocrats at present? 
“It” being everything, of course.

And yet, we’re embedded in the systems built by Aristocrats to benefit the Aristocrats. Conundrum, ho hum.

The question then becomes:  How to reframe one’s existence outside of Aristocratic systems: land ownership, planned obsolescence, outsourced slave labor, consumption as a substitute for community, and the like? More figuratively, how to completely rebuild our aeroplane while we’re in it, flying over the sea?

I don’t know. 17-year-old me wants to watch the motherfucker burn down like a Rage Against the Machine song. Diabetic me wants to ensure the pharmaceutical supply chain isn’t disrupted by 17-year-old me’s wanton arson spree. Psychedelic me wants to drop out of everything and grow mushrooms on a farm in north Arkansas and have you all visit when you need a good mind cleanse. Father me wants to be better able to tell his children he tried to effect change, if for their sake alone. None of my many mes, however, wants everything to keep on keeping on this very way. Not one of me. 

Now I’m rambling (oh, now you’re rambling?). 
And with a Flower Moon o’erhead, forgive me. 
Look up at the moon. 
We’re floating in space. 
It’s amazing. 
Aristocrats, despite their plans to mine the moon, be damned.
It’s amazing.
“It” being everything, of course.

Little Lord Sauceleroy

Sounds Interesting to Me

it gets in the lungs
people are coughing
so hard on the floor
and it does
a tremendous number
on the lungs
a health condition

inside the body

I have a health condition
I am immune to germs

supposing we hit the body
with a tremendous
or a very powerful light

and then

you brought the light
inside the body

I see the light
inside the body

I see the disinfectants

The Works® Basic Disinfectant Toilet Bowl Cleaner
EasyDECON Part 1
EasyDECON Part 2
Disinfectant Spray “G”
Scrubbing Bubbles Power Stain Destroyer Non-Bleach Toilet Bowl Disinfectant
Oxivir HC Disinfectant Cleaner
Oxivir™ HC Wipes
Scrubbing Bubbles Bubbly Bleach Gel Toilet Bowl Disinfectant
LEXX™ Liquid Sanitizer and Cleaner Concentrate
Vesphene IIIse Phenolic Disinfectant
Panther Disinfectant Towelette
Proxitane® AHC
Wex-cide 128
BTC 2125M 20% Solution
VigorOx SP-15 Antimicrobial Agent
2% Sodium Hypochlorite Spray
Alpet D2
CleanCide Wipes
NP 9.0 (D & F) Detergent/disinfectant
B-Cap™ 35 Antimicrobial Agent
Scrubbing Bubbles® Bathroom Disinfectant Bathroom Grime Fighter
D7 Part 2
Claire Disinfectant Bathroom Cleaner
Opti-cide Max
Malibu Concentrate
BARDAC 205M-50
Envy Foaming Disinfectant Cleaner
Opti-Cide 3® Wipes
S&S Sanitizer
MDF-200 Part B
MDF-200 Part A
Vaprox Hydrogen Peroxide Sterilant
Sodium Hypochlorite 8.25%
Windex Disinfectant Cleaner
SBT 2 to 1 Concentrate
Anthium Dioxcide
Peraside A Peroxyacetic Acid-Based Sanitizer/Disinfectant
Comet Disinfecting Bathroom Cleaner
Rely+On Multipurpose Disinfectant Cleaner
BTC 2125 M 10% Solution
BTC 885 NDC-128
PeridoxRTU ™
Benefect Botanical Daily Cleaner Disinfectant Spray
Panther Disinfectant
Sani-Cide EX3 (10X) RTU
Proxi Home General Disinfectant Cleaner Spray
Champion Sprayon Spray Disinfectant Formula 3
Vesphene II se
Veterinarian Type Disinfectant
NP 4.5 (D & F) Detergent/disinfectant
Phoenix 2
Concept Hospital Disinfectant Deodorant
VigorOx 15/10 Antimicrobial Agent
Aseptrol S10-Tab
Opti-cide Max Wipes
Pure Bright Germicidal Ultra Bleach
Vital Oxide
Peroxy HDOX
Benefect Botanical Daily Cleaner Disinfectant Towelette
D7 Part 1
Scrubbing Bubbles Disinfectant Restroom Cleaner II
Fantastik Multi-Surface Disinfectant Degreaser
Excelyte Vet
Tristel Duo for Surfaces
Force of Nature Activator Capsule
Weiman Germicidal Solution
Multi-Purpose Disinfectant Cleaner
Lysol Bathroom Cleaner
Opti-Cide 3
Claire Disinfectant Spray Q
Envirocleanse A
Binary Ionization Technology (BIT) Solution
Super Sani-Cloth Germicidal Disposable Wipe
Sani-Cloth Bleach Germicidal Disposable Wipe
AF3 Germicidal Disposable Wipe
Micro-kill Bleach Germicidal Bleach Wipes
Micro-kill Bleach Solution
Germ Away
Cavicide 1
Caviwipes 1
Caviwipes Bleach
Cavicide Bleach
Say Q
Spray Nine
Oxy-1 Wipes
PPD Dash
Lonza Formulation S-18F
Lonza Formulation R-82F
BARDAC 205M-1.30
BARDAC 205M-5.2
Lonzagard RCS-256
Lonzagard RCS-128
Lonzagard RCS-128 PLUS
Nugen MB5A-128
Nugen MB5A-64
Nugen MB5N-64
Accel TB
Oxy-1 RTU
Accel TB Wipes
Accel (Concentrate) Disinfectant Cleaner
Lysol® Disinfecting Wipes (All Scents)
Byotrol 24
Thymox Disinfectant Spray
Lysol Brand Cling & Fresh Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Oxonia Active
Bleach Disinfectant Cleaner
Oxycide Daily Disinfectant Cleaner
Peroxide Multi Surface Cleaner and Disinfectant
Klercide 70/30 IPA
Lysol Brand Bleach Mold And Mildew Remover
SC-RTU Disinfectant Cleaner
Stepan Spray Disinfectant Concentrate
Detergent Disinfectant Pump Spray
Condor 2
Raptor 5
Firebird F130
Formulation HWS- 256
Formulation HWS-128
Formulation HWS-32
Clorox Healthcare® Bleach Germicidal Cleaner Spray
Clorox Multi Surface Cleaner + Bleach
Clorox Pet Solutions Advanced Formula Disinfecting Stain & Odor Remover
Clorox Disinfecting Bleach2
Clorox Performance Bleach1
Clorox Scentiva Bathroom Disinfecting Foam Cleaner
Clorox Clean Up Cleaner + Bleach
Clorox Disinfecting Bathroom Cleaner
Clorox Disinfecting Wipes
Clorox Toilet Bowl Cleaner with Bleach
Sterilex Ultra Step
Sterilex Ultra Disinfectant Cleaner Solution 1
Lysol Brand Heavy Duty Cleaner Disinfectant Concentrate
Clorox Healthcare® Bleach Germicidal Wipes
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Toilet Bowl Cleaner with Bleach1
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Clorox® Clean-Up Disinfectant Cleaner with Bleach1
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Clorox® Disinfecting Spray
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Hydrogen Peroxide Cleaner Disinfectant
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Hydrogen Peroxide Cleaner Disinfectant Wipes
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Clorox® Disinfecting Wipes
CloroxPro™ Clorox® Germicidal Bleach
Clorox Commercial Solutions® Clorox® Disinfecting Biostain & Odor Remover
Clorox Healthcare® VersaSure® Wipes
CloroxPro™ Clorox Total 360® Disinfecting Cleaner1
Lonza Formulation S- 21F
Lonza Formulation DC-103
BARDAC 205M-10
BARDAC 205M- 14.08
BARDAC 205M-2.6
BARDAC 205M-23
Lonza Disinfectant Wipes
Lonza Disinfectant Wipes Plus 2
Lonzagard RCS- 256 Plus
Nugen MB5A-256
Nugen MB5N-256
Nugen MB5N-128
BARDAC 205M-7.5
Lonza Formulation S-21
Lonza Formulation S- 18
Lonza Formulation R- 82
Virex™ II / 256
Oxivir Tb
Oxy-Team™ Disinfectant Cleaner
Oxivir™ Wipes
Avert Sporicidal Disinfectant Cleaner
Oxivir 1
Oxivir 1 Wipes
Lysol® Disinfectant Max Cover Mist
Lysol Brand Power Plus Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Peroxide Disinfectant And Glass Cleaner Rtu
Lysol Brand Lime & Rust Toilet Bowl Cleaner
Lysol Brand Clean & Fresh Multi-surface Cleaner
Lysol® Disinfectant Spray
PURELL Professional Surface Disinfectant Wipes
Peak Disinfectant
Peak Disinfectant Wipes
Sani-Prime Germicidal Spray
Sani-Cloth Prime Germicidal Disposable Wipe
Sani-HyPerCide Germicidal Spray
PELS 422
SC -5:64HN
Virkon S
Clorox HW
Clorox HS
Exspor Base Concentration
Stepan Towelette
NP 12.5 Detergent/Disinfectant
NP 12.5 (D&F) Detergent/Disinfectant
Ready To Use Wex-Cide
Ready to Use Thymol
Foaming Disinfectant Cleaner
Public Places
Sterilex Ultra Powder
Soft Scrub with Bleach
WC Complete
Roccal II 10%
Nugen NR Disinfecant Wipes
Tecumseh B
Envy Liquid Disinfectant Cleaner
Lysol Brand Toilet Bowl Cleaner with Bleach
Vanity GP
Lysol Brand Foaming Disinfectant Basin Tub & Tile Cleaner II
Wedge Disinfectant Wipes
BackSpray RTU
Maquat 64
Lysol® Laundry Sanitizer
Maquat 128 PD
Maquat 256-MN
Maquat 128-MN
Maquat 64-MN
Maquat 32-MN
Maquat 750-M
Maquat 710-M
Maquat MQ2525M-CPV
Maquat 256-NHQ
Maquat MQ2525M-14
Maquat 64-NHQ
Maquat 128-NHQ
Maquat 512-NHQ
Maquat 32-NHQ
Maquat 256 PD
Maquat 32
Maquat 32 PD
Maquat 705-M
Maquat 2420-10
Maquat 702.5-M
Maguard 5626
Maguard 1522
Maquat 42
Maquat 128
Maquat 10
Maquat 280
Maquat 615-HD
Maquat 5.5-M
Maquat 7.5-M
Maquat 86-M
Maquat 64-PD
Maquat 20-M
Maquat 50-DS
Maquat 10-PD
Discide Ultra Disinfecting Towelettes
Discide Ultra Disinfecting Spray
Clorox QS
Austin A-1 Ultra Disinfecting Bleach
Austin’s A-1 Concentrated Bleach 8.25%
65 Disinfecting Heavy Duty Acid Bathroom Cleaner
BTC 885 Neutral Disinfectant Cleaner-256
BTC 885 NDC-32
BTC 885 Neutral Disinfectant Cleaner-64
Liquid-pak Neutral Disinfectant Cleaner
Stepan Disinfectant Wipe
NP 3.2 Detergent/disinfectant
NP 4.5 Detergent/disinfectant
NP 9.0 Detergent/disinfectant
NP 3.2 (D & F) Detergent/disinfectant
Mold Armor Formula 400
Peraclean 15 (Peroxyacetic Acid Solution)
Caltech Swat 200 9B
Ultra Clorox Brand Regular Bleach
Clorox Everest
Q. A. Concentrated Solution
Kennelsol HC
CPPC Everest
CPPC Shower
CPPC Storm
CPPC Ultra Bleach 2
Lonza Disinfectant Wipes Plus
Nugen 2m Disinfectant Wipes
Lonzagard R-82G
Nugen Low Streak Disinfectant Wipes
Bleach-rite Disinfecting Spray With Bleach
Disinfectant D.C. 100
Virex II/ 64
Phenolic Disinfectant HG
Phato 1:64 Disinfectant Cleaner
512 Sanitizer
Avert Sporicidal Disinfectant Cleaner Wipes
Axen(R) 30
Oxy-res (Concentrate)
Accel 5 RTU
Lysol Neutra Air® 2 in 1
Selectrocide 2L500
Selectrocide 5g
PeridoxRTU (Brand) One-step Germicidal Wipes
Lysol® Brand All Purpose Cleaner
Lysol Brand Deodorizing Disinfectant Cleaner
Lysol® Kitchen Pro Antibacterial Cleaner
Sporicidin (Brand) Disinfectant Solution (Spray)
Sporicidin (Brand) Disinfectant Towelettes
Teccare Control
Wedge Disinfectant
Nathan 2
Maquat 25.6-PDX
Hitman Spray
Victor Spray
Hitman Wipe
Sani-cloth Germicidal Disposable Cloth

and is there a way
we can do
something like that
by injection inside

inside the body

almost a cleaning
it’d be interesting to check that
it sounds interesting to me

Sounds Interesting to Me

A Lot of People Love Me


And a lot of people love Trump, right?
A lot of people love me.
A lot of people love death.

You see them all the time.
I guess I’m here for a reason.
I’m killing it.

To the best
of my knowledge,
I won.

And I think we’re going to win again.
I think we’re going to win
in a landslide.

If we have a good president,
what we are going to do,
and this is going to be
a good president for the country,
we’re going to get rid of
two-thirds of it.

We are going to look
at a lot of people.
We are going to get rid of
what they have done
in this country.

I used to be kind of funny,
but it wasn’t a big enough part of the show.

I think we’re going to win
in a landslide.

I think there will be blood.

A Lot of People Love Me


Don’t wait for the map

don’t wait for the end

just tell me that you love me

when you go


don’t wait for me

don’t wait for the signal

no no no no no no no no no no no no

don’t wait for you

just let me think about it now

no don’t wait for you

no no no

36 6/25/2016 12:38:22 No no No Yes

37 6/25/2016 12:39:11 Yes No No Yes

38 6/25/2016 12:40:07 Yes Yes Yes No No

39 6/25/2016 12:41:05 One more time No Yes No

don’t wait for the signal

40 6/25/2016 12:41:39 Yes No No No

41 6/25/2016 12:42:30 One more time No Yes No

just let me think about it now

no don’t wait for you

42 6/25/2016 12:42:45 One more time No Yes No

43 6/25/2016 12:43:36 One more time No No

44 6/25/2016 12:44:28 One more time No Yes Yes

45 6/25/2016 12:44:34 One more time Yes No No Yes

don’t wait for the end

just tell me that you love me

when you go

when you go