Oh, baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
If you’ll check off my Christmas list
I shouldn’t have let you go
Next year I could be just as good
And now you’re out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
I’ll wait up for you dear
Ah, yeah, yeah
And really that’s not a lot
That you will be here
I shouldn’t have let you go
Come and trim my Christmas tree
Tell me, baby
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
How was I supposed to know
Don’t you know I still believe
Oh, baby, baby
That my loneliness
Hit me, baby, one more time
The deed
Is killing me now
Santa Baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
How was I supposed to know?
Show me how you want it to be
Boy, you got me blinded
To a platinum mine
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
Let’s see if you believe in me
Hurry, tonight
Light blue
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Think of all the fun I’ve missed
And checks
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex
I must confess
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Hit me, baby, one more time
‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…
Give me a sign
A ring
Oh, baby, baby
‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…
I really do believe in you,
And give me a sign
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
I don’t mean on the phone,
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
That something wasn’t right here?
That you will be here
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess that my loneliness
Santa honey, one little thing I really need
Oh, baby, baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Don’t you know I still believe
And give me a sign
Santa baby, I wanna yacht
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Oh, pretty, baby
Is killing me now
Tell me, baby
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Oh, baby, baby
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
It’s not the way I planned it
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and Bangin’ New Year to you all. Thanks so much for continuing to read this ongoing experiment in mass communication. I am very thankful for your eyes. Hope to have plenty of new goodness to share here in 2017.
Sincerely,
jdoublep
Friday Lyrics Mash
Friday Lyrics Mash: Last Christmas Caress
I gave you my heart
A man under cover but you tore him apart
And it doesn’t matter much to me
Oh oh oh oh oh
Tell me, baby,
Last Christmas
One last caress, sweet death
My god I thought you were someone to rely on
Oh oh
Come sweet death, one last caress
I keep my distance
This year
This year
Come sweet death, one last caress
I’m hiding from you
Sweet lovely death
But the very next day you gave it away
I gave you my heart
Oh, oh, baby
Sweet lovely death
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
To save me from tears
Oh
Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
I killed your baby today
I’ll give it to someone special
With a note saying, “I love you,”
As long as it’s dead
I wrapped it up and sent it
But the very next day you gave it away
I’ll give it to someone special
Well I got something to say
But the very next day you gave it away
Special…
But if you kissed me now
But the very next day you gave it away
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
And it doesn’t matter much to me
I’ll give it to someone special
To save me from tears
And your soul of ice
Well, I got something to say
Maybe next year I’ll give it to someone
I’ll give it to someone special
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you my heart)
As long as it’s dead
Once bitten and twice shy
I know you’d fool me again
It doesn’t surprise me
One last caress
But you still catch my eye
Come sweet death
And it doesn’t matter much to me
To save me from tears
Last Christmas
To save me from tears
I am waiting for your breath
Last Christmas
As long as she spread
I’ll give it to someone special
But the very next day you gave it away
One last caress, sweet death
Last Christmas
I got something to say
Now I’ve found a real love, you’ll never fool me again
I meant it
I raped your mother today
A crowded room
Now I know what a fool I’ve been
This year
I gave you my heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart, ooh-hoo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Do you recognize me?
It’s been a year
Friends with tired eyes
This year
Someone…
I killed your baby today
To save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special
I am waiting for your breath
This year
I gave you my heart
Friday Lyrics Mash: Hell’s Jingle Bells
I’m coming on like a hurricane
I’m gonna get ya, Satan, get ya
Hitch him to an open sleigh
Go it while you’re young
But quickly drove away
Hell’s bells
My temperature’s high
In a one-horse open sleigh
Hell’s bells
Satan’s coming to you
Was seated by my side
Hell’s bells
You got me ringing
Just get a bob-tailed bay
Hell’s bells
Laughing all the way
I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to Hell
Jingle all the way
You’re only young but you’re gonna die
Misfortune seemed his lot
And crack! You’ll take the lead
Jingle bells, jingle bells
I got my bell I’m gonna take you to Hell
Hell’s bells
Dashing through the snow
Two forty as his speed
Hell’s bells
He’s ringing them now
Hell’s bells
Across the sky
Oh! what fun it is to ride
If you’re into evil, you’re a friend of mine
I won’t take no prisoners won’t spare no lives
A day or two ago
I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives
See the white light flashing as I split the night
Making spirits bright
Now the ground is white
Hells bell’s
Gonna split the night
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Hell’s bells
They’re taking you down
A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
Those Hell’s bells, the temperature’s high
Hell’s bells
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh
I went out on the snow,
Nobody’s puttin’ up a fight
My lightning’s flashing across the sky
I thought I’d take a ride
I’m gonna get ya, Satan, get ya
Hell’s bells
O’er the fields we go
Hell’s bells
What fun it is to laugh and sing
Nobody’s putting up a fight
Hell’s bells
A sleighing song tonight!
Friday Lyrics Mash: Sit Still, Look Pretty, Woman
Pretending that I need a boy
There’ll be tomorrow night, but wait—
Yeah, that is where I’m gonna be because I wanna be
No, I don’t wanna sit still look pretty
Pretty woman
I don’t believe you, you’re not the truth
Who’s gonna treat me like a toy
Like diamond rings
Mr. Right could be nice for one night
Oh, oh, pretty woman
‘Cause I need you, I’ll treat you right
Oh, I don’t know what you’ve been told
I’m never gonna be that girl
Oh, I don’t know what you’ve been told
This queen don’t need a king
But no, I’m never gonna be ’cause I don’t wanna be
But no, I’m never gonna be ’cause I don’t wanna be
Pretty woman, don’t walk away, hey…
Come to me baby, be mine tonight
Pretty woman, walking down the street
Pretty woman, give your smile to me
Is she walking back to me?
But this gal right here’s gonna rule the world
No, I don’t wanna sit still look pretty
Pretty woman, I couldn’t help but see
And play dumb
I know the other girlies wanna wear expensive things
I guess I’ll go on home, it’s late
And I don’t wanna sit still
Mercy
You get off on your 9 to 5
But no, I won’t sit still, look pretty
Could wake up
Dream of picket fences and trophy wives
No, I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty
What do I see?
But then he wanna take control
And I would rather fly solo
Pretty woman, talk a while
In her life
No, I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty
Pretty woman, say you’ll stay with me
No, I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty
Dream of picket fences and trophy wives
No one could look as good as you
That you look lovely as can be
Oh, I don’t know what you’ve been told
Pretty woman, don’t make me cry
Who’s living in a Barbie world
But this gal right here’s gonna rule the world
Yeah, that is where I’m gonna be, because I wanna be
Pretty woman, stop a while
Pretty woman, don’t walk on by
Pretty woman, yeah, yeah, yeah
I’m a pretty girl
Sit still, look pretty
But I don’t wanna be the puppet that you’re playing on a string
The only thing a boy’s gonna give a girl for free’s captivity
To get love
Oh, I don’t know what you’ve been told
Yeah, that is where I’m gonna be because I wanna be
If that’s the way it must be, OK
You get off on your 9 to 5
Pretty woman
Up in a pretty world
But no, I’m never gonna be ’cause I don’t wanna be
Dream of picket fences and trophy wives
‘Cause that’s not what a lady’s for
No, I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty
Sure, I’m a pretty girl
But no, I’m never gonna be, ’cause I don’t wanna be
No, I don’t wanna sit still, look pretty
No, I don’t wanna sit still look pretty
Are you lonely just like me?
Dream of picket fences and trophy wives
But this gal right here’s gonna rule the world
And I might love me some vanilla but I’m not that sugar sweet
Up in a pretty world
Friday Lyrics Mash: Blue (and Red) Ain’t Your Colors
Blue looks good on the sky
Any problem I got I just put my fist in
Psychoanalyze try, diagnosing me, why?
My game ain’t knowledge – my game’s fear
But I didn’t have a chance
Then some punk claimin’ they understandin’ me
I’m tellin’ you
If I had a chance like you
It wasn’t your brother that brutally died
I’m tellin’ you
Baby, blue ain’t your color
My life is violent but violence is life
My homeboy got jacked
You see, they hit us then we hit them
It’s so black and white
But darling, it don’t match your eyes
Baby, blue ain’t your color
Madness insanity live in profanity
Well, I’ve had enough to drink
I had a chance like you
I don’t need your assistance, social persistance
Peace is a dream, reality is a knife
Staring at your drink
And turn it ice cold
Red or blue, Cuz or Blood, it just don’t matter
The gangs of L.A. will never die – just multiply
Blue looks good on the sky
Friday Lyrics Mash: I Hate U to Want Me, I Love You
Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
Caution tape around my heart
I want you to want me
From nights we don’t remember
I hate you, I love you,
I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing
Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed
Didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?
Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
I’d love you to love me
Do you miss me like I miss you?
I put this reel out, but you wouldn’t bite that shit
I want you to want me
Everyone I do right does me wrong
Feeling used
Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
You want her, you need her
Oh, didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?
Feelin’ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dying
How is it you never notice
And I’m always tired but never of you
I want you to want me
I’m begging you to beg me
I hate that I want you
I need you to need me
I miss you in my front seat
Fucked around and got attached to you
You said you wouldn’t and you fucking did
You ever wonder what we could have been?
When love and trust are gone
Oh, didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?
I hate that I love you
That you are slowly killing me
I hate you, I love you
But I still can’t seem to tell you why
I hate you, I love you
I want you to want me
I hate that I want you
I’m begging you to beg me
I hate that I love you
I’d love you to love me
So every lonely night I sing this song
And if I were you, I would never let me go
Friday Lyrics Mash: This Is What You Came For – Is This What You Wanted?
You were K.Y. Jelly
I was the dirty little boy
And is this what you wanted …
You said you could never love me
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
And everybody’s watching her
Lightning strikes every time she moves
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
I lay here with one
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
I was Rin Tin Tin
Lightning strikes every time she moves
You defied your solitude
By the ghost of you and me
I say, “Your place,” when we leave
That’s right, is this what you wanted …
Lightning strikes every time she moves
You where the whore and the beast of Babylon
You got old and wrinkled
Baby, this is what you came for
You were Jesus Christ my Lord
And everybody’s watching her
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
Baby, this is what you came for
I was the very reverend Freud
I stayed seventeen
We say nothing more than we need
You lusted after so many
I undid your gown
I was Vaseline
I came through alone
To live in a house that is haunted
You were the manual orgasm
I was the morning after
You were the father of modern medicine
You were Marlon Brando
And is this what you wanted …
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
Yeah
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
Who knows why it’s gotta be this way
I was Mr. Clean
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
You were the promise at dawn
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
Baby, this is what you came for
And is this what you wanted …
Friday Lyrics Mash: The Cheap Thrill is Gone
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
The thrill is gone away
As long as I keep dancing
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
It’s Saturday and it won’t be long ’til I
I don’t need no money
It’s gone away from me
I don’t need no money
As long as I can feel the beat
But so lonely I’ll be
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(I love cheap thrills!)
But I got you baby
(I love cheap thrills!)
The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone baby
I got all I need
I’m free from your spell
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long
No I ain’t got cash
As long as I keep dancing
Hit the dancefloor
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills!)
I ain’t got cash
You know you done me wrong baby
And you’ll be sorry someday
(I love cheap thrills!)
Friday Lyrics Mash: Shut Up and Dance On the Ceiling With Me
she said, ooh-ooh-hoo
she said, shut up and dance with me
i realize this is my last chance
to climb the walls
somebody turn on the light
when we’re dancing on the ceiling
this woman is my destiny
everybody clap your hands, come on
we’re gonna have a party
ooh, it looks like everybody
we took the floor and she said
she took my arm
oh, don’t you dare look back
just keep your eyes on me
she said, shut up and dance with me
i said, you’re holding back
she said, shut up and dance with me
she said, ooh-ooh-hoo
ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me
so come on, let’s get loose
i said, you’re holding back
Friday Lyrics Mash: Closer, Closer, Older, Closer, Closer
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to feel you from the inside
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to feel you from the inside
We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal
No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older
You get me closer to god
So, baby, pull me closer
Jason Preu 
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