Way Back Whensday

What we were listening to…

5 years ago

10 years ago (yes. yes. yes.)

20 years ago (since i’m stereotyped to kill and destruct…)

Way Back Whensday

10 couplets that are better than: My cards are on the table/I’m willing and I’m able

10
My cards are on the table.
So let’s get busy in my Mercury Sable.

09
“Whom amongst you can help me lick my navel?”
“I, sir, am both willing and able.”

08
My cards are on the table.
Yeah, on the table.

07
“We are the servants of the Big, Orange Label.
To your bidding we are willing. To your service we are able.”

06
My cards are on the table.
Don’t make me kick you in the tongue.

05
Your momma’s like Clark Gable:
She don’t give a damn and she’s willing and able.

04
My cards are on the table.
And that one in the inverse spins quite a fable.

03
I got two horses in this here stable:
Willing and Able.

02
“Have you met my Aunt Mabel?”
“No.”
“Oh, right on.”

01
My cards are on the table
And I’m hung like transoceanic submarine cable.

10 couplets that are better than: My cards are on the table/I’m willing and I’m able