I once took a trip to Helsinki,
To find help for my wee willie winky,
Yet the help I found there
Has me plagued by despair
Cuz my willie’s now shaped like a Slinky®!
Kudos to you if you can write an enjoyable, non-dirty limerick. I just can’t do it.
Jason Preu 
Let’s face it, Limericks are best this way. Thanks for the laugh!
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Good one. Great chuckle this morning.
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Killer. Glad I could make you laugh. Thanks for dropping by and taking time to comment.
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Excellent – totally made me laugh! Now I have to give it a go. And you’re right – when I think limerick, I think a dirty one They’re all I’ve ever heard!! 😉
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The dirty ones are the best ones.
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Oh, how unfortunate. Made me chuckle though; good one.
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Mission accomplished! Thanks for the comment.
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Any limerick that rhymes Helsinki and winky is a winner in my book.
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Haha! Heck yes!
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Very creative to have used wee willie Winnie as your alliteration!
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Reblogged this on creating an online presence for tomorrow, today. and commented:
Lol the only limericks I’ve ever heard are dirty!
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That rocked. I reblogged it. Was too great not to. 😉
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Good one, very funny!
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That’s it, I should’ve gone with rude, mine would not work yesterday, and my mind just wasn’t being dirty enough to wander down this avenue… Well done.
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Sometimes you just gotta make a dick joke.
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I might write that on a post it note and put it above my desk.
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I’m back on my blog a little again tho I come on to peek around every once in a while and every time I read that limerick, I f’ing crack the fck up!! Incredibly original – thanks again. And again and again! 🙂
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Thanks and I hope you’re still writing. 🙂
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I’ve just now started back at it. I’ve been pen and paper journaling always but couldn’t stay away from the blog any longer. What’s up with that? I wouldn’t even mind if I never got comments or likes on them, there’s just something about sending them out…you know?
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