For fun it’s a wonderful toy

February 17, 2015March 22, 2022 Jason Preube careful what you wish for, limerick, slinky, writing201

I once took a trip to Helsinki,
To find help for my wee willie winky,
Yet the help I found there
Has me plagued by despair
Cuz my willie’s now shaped like a Slinky®!

Kudos to you if you can write an enjoyable, non-dirty limerick. I just can’t do it.

20 thoughts on “For fun it’s a wonderful toy”

tjparis says:

Let’s face it, Limericks are best this way. Thanks for the laugh!

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February 17, 2015 at 8:59 am Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  🙂
  
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  February 17, 2015 at 9:04 am Reply
mlraschke2015 says:

Good one. Great chuckle this morning.

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February 17, 2015 at 9:28 am Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  Killer. Glad I could make you laugh. Thanks for dropping by and taking time to comment.
  
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  February 17, 2015 at 9:28 am Reply
writing, writing, words words words. says:

Excellent – totally made me laugh! Now I have to give it a go. And you’re right – when I think limerick, I think a dirty one They’re all I’ve ever heard!! 😉

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February 17, 2015 at 12:12 pm Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  The dirty ones are the best ones.
  
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  February 17, 2015 at 12:29 pm Reply
othermary says:

Oh, how unfortunate. Made me chuckle though; good one.

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February 17, 2015 at 12:30 pm Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  Mission accomplished! Thanks for the comment.
  
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  February 17, 2015 at 12:32 pm Reply
Ben Huberman says:

Any limerick that rhymes Helsinki and winky is a winner in my book.

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February 17, 2015 at 1:11 pm Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  Haha! Heck yes!
  
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  February 17, 2015 at 1:20 pm Reply
Udita Banerjee says:

Very creative to have used wee willie Winnie as your alliteration!
https://cupandchaucer.wordpress.com/2015/02/17/writing201-journey-limerick-alliteration/

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February 17, 2015 at 1:15 pm Reply
writing, writing, words words words. says:

Reblogged this on creating an online presence for tomorrow, today. and commented:
Lol the only limericks I’ve ever heard are dirty!

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February 17, 2015 at 2:52 pm Reply
writing, writing, words words words. says:

That rocked. I reblogged it. Was too great not to. 😉

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February 17, 2015 at 2:53 pm Reply
gridthusto says:

Good one, very funny!

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February 17, 2015 at 8:51 pm Reply
Laura Gabrielle Feasey says:

That’s it, I should’ve gone with rude, mine would not work yesterday, and my mind just wasn’t being dirty enough to wander down this avenue… Well done.

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February 18, 2015 at 5:33 pm Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  Sometimes you just gotta make a dick joke.
  
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  February 18, 2015 at 5:35 pm Reply
  1. Laura Gabrielle Feasey says:
    
    I might write that on a post it note and put it above my desk.
    
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    February 18, 2015 at 6:05 pm Reply
writing, writing, words words words. says:

I’m back on my blog a little again tho I come on to peek around every once in a while and every time I read that limerick, I f’ing crack the fck up!! Incredibly original – thanks again. And again and again! 🙂

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May 10, 2015 at 3:45 pm Reply
1. jdoublep says:
  
  Thanks and I hope you’re still writing. 🙂
  
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  May 11, 2015 at 8:27 am Reply
  1. writing, writing, words words words. says:
    
    I’ve just now started back at it. I’ve been pen and paper journaling always but couldn’t stay away from the blog any longer. What’s up with that? I wouldn’t even mind if I never got comments or likes on them, there’s just something about sending them out…you know?
    
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    May 11, 2015 at 10:17 am Reply