We gave up on owning things – property now being the exclusive purview of transhuman immortal colony organisms called corporations – and we were promised flexibility and bargains. We got price-gouging and brittleness.
— Read on locusmag.com/2019/09/cory-doctorow-drm-broke-its-promise/
I once took a trip to Helsinki,
To find help for my wee willie winky,
Yet the help I found there
Has me plagued by despair
Cuz my willie’s now shaped like a Slinky®!
Kudos to you if you can write an enjoyable, non-dirty limerick. I just can’t do it.