Did ya know…?

• Administrative Assassins’ Day
• Armored Vehicle Day
• Armed Infants’ Day
• Bird Shit on My Head Day
• Unspoiled Children’s Day
• Constipation Day
• Discovery Channel’s Shark Week Day
• Dominatrix Day
• E=MC Squared Day
• Railroad Engineer’s Day
• Father MC’s Day
• Flag Football Day
• Food Porn Day
• Freedom From Religion Day
• Friendship Bracelet Day
• Dry Basement Foundation Repair Day
• Heritage & Heirloom Tomato Day
• Superheroes’ Day
• Liar’s Day
• Anonymous’s’s’s’s Day
• Zombies’ Day
• Milli Vanilli Day
• Nut Sack Day
• Suspiria Day
• Motherfuckers’ Day
• National Day of Navel-gazing
• National Sand Day
• National Toe Jam Day
• Navy Blue Hoodie Day
• No Clothes’ Day
• Good Parents’ Day
• Raven King’s Official Birthday
• Sewer Rat Day
• Things You’ve Forgotten Day
• Replicants’ Day
• Revolution of the People Against Our Corporate Overlords’ Day
• Booty Day
• Hot Toddy Day
• Thankstaking
• Victory Dance Day
• Comfy Shoe Day
• Existential Nightmare Day
• Whizz on Internet Trolls Day
• Youth Before Beauty Day

…So now ya know!