Friday Lyrics Mash: I Saw the Auld Lang Syne

But where do you belong
For auld lang syne

For auld lang syne, my jo,
And there’s a hand, my trusty fiere!
For auld lang syne

We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
I got a new life
And surely I’ll be mine!

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
Under the pale moon
For auld lang syne

Shock!

For auld lang syne, my jo,
For auld lang syne

And surely ye’ll be your pint-stoup!
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
For auld lang syne, my jo

Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
For auld lang syne, my jo,
And pou’d the gowans fine;
How could a person like me care for you
Why do I bother
For auld lang syne

We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
I’ve left you, ooohhh

We twa hae paidl’d in the burn,
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
You would hardly recognize me I’m so glad
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
For auld lang syne

And I am happy now living without you
How can a person like you bring me joy
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes I saw the sign
For so many years I’ve wondered who you are
For auld lang syne
Sin’ auld lang syne

Is enough, enough
For auld lang syne,
Oooo, is enough, enough
But we’ve wander’d mony a weary fit,
No one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong

And we’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
Under the pale moon
But where do you belong
Where I see a lot of stars
For auld lang syne

We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet,
And never brought to mind?
Life is demanding without understanding
For auld lang syne

And gie’s a hand o’ thine
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And we’ll tak’ a right gude-willie waught
No one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
Sin’ auld lang syne

Oh, oh, oh, oh.
For auld lang syne, my jo
Life is demanding without understanding
We’ll tak’ a cup o’ kindness yet
For auld lang syne

I saw the sign and it opened up my mind
We twa hae run about the braes,
No one’s gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong
But seas between us braid hae roar’d

Frae morning sun till dine;
For auld lang syne

When you’re not the one for me
And auld lang syne

Friday Lyrics Mash: I Saw the Auld Lang Syne

Friday Lyrics Mash: Hit Me, Santa Baby… One More Time

Oh, baby, baby
The reason I breathe is you
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
If you’ll check off my Christmas list
I shouldn’t have let you go
Next year I could be just as good
And now you’re out of sight, yeah
Show me how you want it to be
I’ll wait up for you dear
Ah, yeah, yeah
And really that’s not a lot
That you will be here
I shouldn’t have let you go
Come and trim my Christmas tree
Tell me, baby
With some decorations bought at Tiffany’s
How was I supposed to know
Don’t you know I still believe
Oh, baby, baby
That my loneliness
Hit me, baby, one more time
The deed
Is killing me now
Santa Baby, just slip a sable under the tree, for me
How was I supposed to know?
Show me how you want it to be
Boy, you got me blinded
To a platinum mine
There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do
Let’s see if you believe in me
Hurry, tonight
Light blue
Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight
My loneliness is killing me (and I)
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Think of all the fun I’ve missed
And checks
Santa cutie, and fill my stocking with a duplex
I must confess
When I’m not with you I lose my mind
Hit me, baby, one more time
‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…
Give me a sign
A ring
Oh, baby, baby
‘Cause I need to know now, oh, because…
I really do believe in you,
And give me a sign
Been an awful good girl, Santa baby,
I don’t mean on the phone,
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
That something wasn’t right here?
That you will be here
Hit me, baby, one more time
I must confess that my loneliness
Santa honey, one little thing I really need
Oh, baby, baby
So hurry down the chimney tonight
Don’t you know I still believe
And give me a sign
Santa baby, I wanna yacht
Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing
Hurry down the chimney tonight
Oh, pretty, baby
Is killing me now
Tell me, baby
Been an angel all year
Santa baby, a 54 convertible too
Think of all the fellas that I haven’t kissed
Sign your ‘X’ on the line
Oh, baby, baby
Oh, baby, baby
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
Oh, baby, baby
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
It’s not the way I planned it
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight
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Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and Bangin’ New Year to you all. Thanks so much for continuing to read this ongoing experiment in mass communication. I am very thankful for your eyes. Hope to have plenty of new goodness to share here in 2017.
Sincerely,
jdoublep

Friday Lyrics Mash: Hit Me, Santa Baby… One More Time

Friday Lyrics Mash: Last Christmas Caress

I gave you my heart
A man under cover but you tore him apart
And it doesn’t matter much to me
Oh oh oh oh oh
Tell me, baby,
Last Christmas
One last caress, sweet death
My god I thought you were someone to rely on

Oh oh
Come sweet death, one last caress
I keep my distance
This year
This year
Come sweet death, one last caress
I’m hiding from you
Sweet lovely death
But the very next day you gave it away
I gave you my heart
Oh, oh, baby

Sweet lovely death
A face on a lover with a fire in his heart
To save me from tears
Oh
Sweet lovely death
I am waiting for your breath
I killed your baby today
I’ll give it to someone special
With a note saying, “I love you,”
As long as it’s dead
I wrapped it up and sent it
But the very next day you gave it away
I’ll give it to someone special

Well I got something to say
But the very next day you gave it away
Special…
But if you kissed me now
But the very next day you gave it away
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
And it doesn’t matter much to me
I’ll give it to someone special
To save me from tears
And your soul of ice
Well, I got something to say
Maybe next year I’ll give it to someone
I’ll give it to someone special

A face on a lover with a fire in his heart (I gave you my heart)
As long as it’s dead
Once bitten and twice shy
I know you’d fool me again
It doesn’t surprise me
One last caress
But you still catch my eye
Come sweet death
And it doesn’t matter much to me
To save me from tears
Last Christmas

To save me from tears
I am waiting for your breath
Last Christmas
As long as she spread
I’ll give it to someone special
But the very next day you gave it away
One last caress, sweet death
Last Christmas
I got something to say
Now I’ve found a real love, you’ll never fool me again
I meant it
I raped your mother today

A crowded room
Now I know what a fool I’ve been
This year
I gave you my heart
A man under cover but you tore me apart, ooh-hoo
Oh oh oh oh oh
Me? I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
Do you recognize me?
It’s been a year
Friends with tired eyes
This year
Someone…

I killed your baby today
To save me from tears
I’ll give it to someone special
I am waiting for your breath
This year
I gave you my heart

Friday Lyrics Mash: Last Christmas Caress

Friday Lyrics Mash: Hell’s Jingle Bells

I’m coming on like a hurricane
I’m gonna get ya,  Satan, get ya
Hitch him to an open sleigh
Go it while you’re young
But quickly drove away

Hell’s bells
My temperature’s high
In a one-horse open sleigh

Hell’s bells
Satan’s coming to you
Was seated by my side

Hell’s bells
You got me ringing
Just get a bob-tailed bay

Hell’s bells
Laughing all the way

I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to Hell
Jingle all the way
You’re only young but you’re gonna die
Misfortune seemed his lot
And crack! You’ll take the lead

Jingle bells, jingle bells
I got my bell I’m gonna take you to Hell

Hell’s bells
Dashing through the snow
Two forty as his speed

Hell’s bells
He’s ringing them now

Hell’s bells
Across the sky
Oh! what fun it is to ride

If you’re into evil, you’re a friend of mine
I won’t take no prisoners won’t spare no lives
A day or two ago
I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives
See the white light flashing as I split the night
Making spirits bright
Now the ground is white

Hells bell’s
Gonna split the night
Jingle bells, jingle bells

Hell’s bells
They’re taking you down

A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
Those Hell’s bells, the temperature’s high

Hell’s bells
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

I went out on the snow,
Nobody’s puttin’ up a fight
My lightning’s flashing across the sky
I thought I’d take a ride
I’m gonna get ya, Satan, get ya

Hell’s bells
O’er the fields we go

Hell’s bells
What fun it is to laugh and sing

Nobody’s putting up a fight
Hell’s bells

A sleighing song tonight!

Friday Lyrics Mash: Hell’s Jingle Bells

Friday Lyrics Mash: I Hate U to Want Me, I Love You

Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
Caution tape around my heart
                                                                      I want you to want me
From nights we don’t remember

I hate you, I love you,
I know that I control my thoughts and I should stop reminiscing
Now all my drinks and all my feelings are all fucking mixed
Didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?

Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
                                                                      I’d love you to love me
                                                                      Do you miss me like I miss you?
I put this reel out, but you wouldn’t bite that shit
I want you to want me
Everyone I do right does me wrong
Feeling used

Don’t want to but I can’t put nobody else above you
You want her, you need her
Oh, didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?
Feelin’ all alone without a friend, you know you feel like dying
                                                                      How is it you never notice
                                                                      And I’m always tired but never of you
                                                                      I want you to want me
                                                                      I’m begging you to beg me
                                                                      I hate that I want you
                                                                      I need you to need me
                                                                      I miss you in my front seat

Fucked around and got attached to you
                                                                      You said you wouldn’t and you fucking did
You ever wonder what we could have been?
When love and trust are gone
Oh, didn’t I, didn’t I, didn’t I see you crying?
                                                                      I hate that I love you
                                                                      That you are slowly killing me
                                                                      I hate you, I love you
                                                                      But I still can’t seem to tell you why
                                                                      I hate you, I love you
I want you to want me
                                                                      I hate that I want you
I’m begging you to beg me
                                                                      I hate that I love you
I’d love you to love me
                                                                      So every lonely night I sing this song
And if I were you, I would never let me go

Friday Lyrics Mash: I Hate U to Want Me, I Love You

Friday Lyrics Mash: This Is What You Came For – Is This What You Wanted?

You were K.Y. Jelly
I was the dirty little boy
And is this what you wanted …

You said you could never love me
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh

And everybody’s watching her
Lightning strikes every time she moves
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
I lay here with one
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
I was Rin Tin Tin

Lightning strikes every time she moves
You defied your solitude
By the ghost of you and me
I say, “Your place,” when we leave
That’s right, is this what you wanted …
Lightning strikes every time she moves

You where the whore and the beast of Babylon
You got old and wrinkled
Baby, this is what you came for
You were Jesus Christ my Lord
And everybody’s watching her
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
Baby, this is what you came for

I was the very reverend Freud
I stayed seventeen
We say nothing more than we need
You lusted after so many
I undid your gown
I was Vaseline

I came through alone
To live in a house that is haunted
You were the manual orgasm
I was the morning after
You were the father of modern medicine
You were Marlon Brando

And is this what you wanted …
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
Yeah
You, oh, oh, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
Who knows why it’s gotta be this way
I was Mr. Clean
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh
You were the promise at dawn
But she’s looking at you, oh, oh
You, oh, oh, you, oh, oh

Baby, this is what you came for
And is this what you wanted …

Friday Lyrics Mash: This Is What You Came For – Is This What You Wanted?

Friday Lyrics Mash: The Cheap Thrill is Gone

Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
The thrill is gone away
As long as I keep dancing
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
It’s Saturday and it won’t be long ’til I
     I don’t need no money
It’s gone away from me
     I don’t need no money
As long as I can feel the beat
But so lonely I’ll be
La, la, la, la, la, la, la
(I love cheap thrills!)
But I got you baby
(I love cheap thrills!)

The thrill is gone
The thrill is gone baby
I got all I need
I’m free from your spell
It’s Friday night and it won’t be long
     No I ain’t got cash
As long as I keep dancing
Hit the dancefloor
Baby I don’t need dollar bills to have fun tonight
(I love cheap thrills!)
     I ain’t got cash
You know you done me wrong baby
And you’ll be sorry someday
(I love cheap thrills!)

Friday Lyrics Mash: The Cheap Thrill is Gone

Friday Lyrics Mash: Shut Up and Dance On the Ceiling With Me

she said, ooh-ooh-hoo
she said, shut up and dance with me
i realize this is my last chance
to climb the walls
somebody turn on the light
when we’re dancing on the ceiling
this woman is my destiny
everybody clap your hands, come on
we’re gonna have a party
ooh, it looks like everybody
we took the floor and she said
she took my arm
oh, don’t you dare look back
just keep your eyes on me
she said, shut up and dance with me
i said, you’re holding back
she said, shut up and dance with me
she said, ooh-ooh-hoo
ooh-ooh-hoo, shut up and dance with me
so come on, let’s get loose
i said, you’re holding back

Friday Lyrics Mash: Shut Up and Dance On the Ceiling With Me

Friday Lyrics Mash: Closer, Closer, Older, Closer, Closer

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to feel you from the inside

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to feel you from the inside

We ain’t ever getting older
I want to fuck you like an animal

No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older
No, we ain’t ever getting older

You get me closer to god
So, baby, pull me closer

Friday Lyrics Mash: Closer, Closer, Older, Closer, Closer

Friday Lyrics Mash: I Can’t Stop, Control, Hold, Or Otherwise Fight This Feeling

I can’t stop the feeling
And I’m getting closer than I ever thought I might
I tell myself that I can’t hold out forever
I can’t stop the, I can’t stop the
Cause I feel so secure when we’re together
Come crashing through your door
All through my city, all through my home
What started out as friendship has grown stronger

I can’t stop the feeling
‘Cause I can’t fight this feeling anymore
(I can’t stop the feeling)

I said there is no reason for my fear
And I’m getting closer than I ever thought I might
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Room on lock the way we rock it, so don’t stop
Nowhere to hide when I’m getting you close
I got this feeling inside my bones
All those things I shouldn’t do
Feeling good, good, creeping up on you

I can’t stop the feeling
Baby, I can’t fight this feeling anymore
(I can’t stop the feeling)

On a cold, dark winter’s night
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for
I fly so high, no ceiling, when I’m in my zone
I’ve forgotten what I started fighting for
So just dance, dance, dance
I feel that hot blood in my body when it drops, ooh
And it always seems that I’m following you, girl
I’m keeping you in sight

I can’t stop the feeling
And I can’t fight this feeling anymore
(I can’t stop the feeling)

My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you
And under the lights when everything goes
And even as I wander I’m keeping you in sight
Got this feeling in my body
It’s in the air, it’s in my blood, it’s rushing on
All those things I shouldn’t do
Don’t need no reason, don’t need control
Nowhere to hide when I’m getting you close

I can’t stop the feeling
And I can’t fight this feeling anymore
(I can’t stop the feeling)

And ain’t nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing
Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance
Nothing I can see but you when you dance, dance, dance
And ain’t nobody leaving soon, so keep dancing

Friday Lyrics Mash: I Can’t Stop, Control, Hold, Or Otherwise Fight This Feeling