Children who were freshmen in high school when this dropped are now done with college (if they were so inclined to pursue that route). It – all of this – evaporates so incredibly fast. Laugh a lot and tell people you love them. Eat cookies. Sleep in the woods. Time is not on your side. Kiss your children.
Forensic evidence gathered from attempt made on 1/11/2015:
Disguises, forged documentation, Australian accents (in-character for a good 4 minutes before cracking under our interrogations).
“It’s for the bank.” seems like a pretty legitimate reason given by a bank, no?
Kids these days.