Friday Lyrics Mash: Hell’s Jingle Bells

I’m coming on like a hurricane
I’m gonna get ya,  Satan, get ya
Hitch him to an open sleigh
Go it while you’re young
But quickly drove away

Hell’s bells
My temperature’s high
In a one-horse open sleigh

Hell’s bells
Satan’s coming to you
Was seated by my side

Hell’s bells
You got me ringing
Just get a bob-tailed bay

Hell’s bells
Laughing all the way

I got my bell, I’m gonna take you to Hell
Jingle all the way
You’re only young but you’re gonna die
Misfortune seemed his lot
And crack! You’ll take the lead

Jingle bells, jingle bells
I got my bell I’m gonna take you to Hell

Hell’s bells
Dashing through the snow
Two forty as his speed

Hell’s bells
He’s ringing them now

Hell’s bells
Across the sky
Oh! what fun it is to ride

If you’re into evil, you’re a friend of mine
I won’t take no prisoners won’t spare no lives
A day or two ago
I won’t take no prisoners, won’t spare no lives
See the white light flashing as I split the night
Making spirits bright
Now the ground is white

Hells bell’s
Gonna split the night
Jingle bells, jingle bells

Hell’s bells
They’re taking you down

A gent was riding by
In a one-horse open sleigh
He laughed as there I sprawling lie,
Those Hell’s bells, the temperature’s high

Hell’s bells
Jingle all the way
Oh! what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh

I went out on the snow,
Nobody’s puttin’ up a fight
My lightning’s flashing across the sky
I thought I’d take a ride
I’m gonna get ya, Satan, get ya

Hell’s bells
O’er the fields we go

Hell’s bells
What fun it is to laugh and sing

Nobody’s putting up a fight
Hell’s bells

A sleighing song tonight!

Friday Lyrics Mash: Hell’s Jingle Bells