Boris Karloff always said
that he could not stand
the idea of killing
his best friend.

Boris Karloff always said
that he could not bear
that he could not stand
the idea of killing
his best friend.

Boris Karloff tells a story
of when he was arrested
in his home town
because
he could not take
that he could not bear
that he could not stand
the idea of killing
his best friend.

So he killed his best friend
and married a wolf mother.

Together they escaped
to the Hollywood Hills,
where everyone knows
how it feels to be God.