The Artificial Dentist

I‘ve started to worry
about what will happen
to my teeth when the AI dentist takes over

They call him Rosentein

My gums will no doubt bleed profusely in protest

Of its single-minded mission

To clean, to remove buildup, to fight plaque and gum disease

AI is an effective tool Rosenstein

We’ve already had the AI work on your brain Rosenstein

These new technologies Rosenstein

Will be used in many different ways, each of which Rosenstein

Could cause problems Rosenstein

But the real risk Rosenstein

Is that they will destroy the foundation Rosenstein

For a whole other generation

Rosenstein did Rosenstein

I do want to talk about this problem, the “Cadillac of Curing the Tooth Decay.”

Rosenstein

When I saw this video , that’s what struck me and that led me to Rosenstein

I said to myself Rosenstein

I’m going to do a study on the effects of Rosenstein

One type of treatment Rosenstein

That is to administer the chemicals in the capsules to Rosenstein

The patients for whose benefit Rosenstein

Are at a very early stage Rosenstein

They’ve been examined with xrays Rosenstein

But there are a whole set of side effects Rosenstein

So the question was: is this treatment that works Rosenstein

One way Rosenstein

Is that the xrays work by reducing the production of Rosenstein

The substance that makes up plaque that the capsule helps Rosenstein

To eliminate Rosenstein

But that does mean that the xrays aren’t as effective on Rosenstein

In addition to Rosenstein

The same substance Rosenstein

That prevents plaque from fissuring and fissuring again Rosenstein

Another way Rosenstein

Is that the xrays work by changing the chemical make-up of Rosenstein

The chemical make-up by which the body processes Rosenstein

The chemicals that cause all of my
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The same chemical make-up , that is to say Rosenstein

The same chemical make-up Rosenstein

The xrays that works with those chemicals

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This is a lot of work Rosenstein

With a lot to do Rosenstein

Yes, it is and it is important work Rosenstein

But we’ve only just begun Rosenstein

And at all of this, we’re talking about Rosenstein

A lot of work Rosenstein they want you to think, and I want them to think about how they think about it Rosenstein

And that’s why I would like them to do a study Rosenstein

On the effects Rosenstein

Of an artificial dentist.

The Artificial Dentist

I know you’re a priest, but I’m not going to be a priest

Every step
is a protopian trek
through a jungle overgrown
with thick roots and poison leaves.

Yes, even the poisonous
cannot contain their self-interest.
Even the revolution
must surely bring oppression.

My advice to people
who are considering
becoming priests:
Be sure to wear clean underwear.
Be aware that not every priest is like you.
Don’t get into fights with other priests unless they deserve it.
Never be ashamed.
Only apologize to children.

I’m not some crazy
priest-hoarding freak
who is going out of his mind
with plans to destroy this world on a whim.

However, if that turns out to be the case, then I’m sorry, I was only kidding. I’m just kidding. Just kidding.

Here is a joke
I wrote in seminary,
by far my favorite joke,
the one that I always come back to:

“How do you think Jesus died?

Do you think he was hit in the head with a rock?

Do you think he was hit by a bus?

Do you think he was hit by lightning?

Do you think he was hit by a car?

Do you think he was hit by a train?

Do you think he was hit by lightning?

Do you think he was hit by a train?

Do you think he was hit by a train?
Do you think he was hit by a train?

Do you think he was hit by a train?
Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was hit by a train? Do you think he was? Do you? Do you?”

Get it?

I know you’re a priest, but I’m not going to be a priest