Things that have happened while you were away:
- America lost its mind.
- Millions of turkeys died for your sins.
- Preutopia moved to a new, stately manor, creatively titled, Preutopia III: Home Warriors.
- I once again failed NaNoWriMo but did get about 36K words put into a dastardly, puzzling thing of language that one day may see the full whites of your eyes.
- A Tribe Called Quest released my favorite album of the year.
- My beard grew more wiry.
- My tongue grew more wicked.
- My heart grew more weary.
- My hopes grew more distant.
- My desires grew lips and finally kissed me back.