How to Split the Wind

  1. Ensure the coffee is black.
  2. Take care the knives are sharp.
  3. Be sure the storm is strong.
  4. Scream loud when the funnel drops.
  5. Stand fast in the face of death.
  6. Plunge a knife into the ground, edge out.
  7. Stare down your cyclonic doom.
  8. Let the air rip ’round & ’round you.
  9. Eyes wide as death moves past you.
  10. Eyes wide as death flies by.
How to Split the Wind