Overheard After Stepping Into a Port-O-Potty In a Row of Port-O-Potties at an Outdoor Beer and Music Festival Where the Ambient Temperature Inside the Port-O-Potty Hovered Around 120 Degrees Fahrenheit

Dude,

     this
          is
               so
                    wrong.

Overheard After Stepping Into a Port-O-Potty In a Row of Port-O-Potties at an Outdoor Beer and Music Festival Where the Ambient Temperature Inside the Port-O-Potty Hovered Around 120 Degrees Fahrenheit