which side of the grass is greener?
thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
which side are they? which side are they?
as we raise our voices in a solemn prayer
which side are they? which side are they?
let us swear allegiance to a land that’s free
which side are they? which side are they?

no trust
who started it? who started it?
topical injection
we still believe in lies
breathe, forfeit erection!
hypocrites and bastards [in laughter]
stand behind her and guide her
hey thanks for nothing!

let us all be grateful for a land so fair
you’re like a great big hit of acid
inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
my side, your side, their side, we don’t know

morals in the dust
which side are they? which side are they?
through the night with a light from above
two-faced bastards and sycophants
my side, your side, their side, we don’t know
my side, your side, their side, no one knows
to the oceans white with foam
my side, your side, their side, we don’t know

which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
while the storm clouds gather far across the sea
just waiting to get squeezed!
from the mountains, to the prairies
which side of their mouth do you suppose that it came?
geriatric fuck-fest
god bless america
thieves! liar!

which side of the grass is greener?
inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
inside, outside, which side, you don’t know
waiting to be taken!
god bless america, land that I love
thieves! liar!
you’re like a great big fucking gun
my home sweet home