Iron Maidens

The number of The Beast is U.S.: (555)-401-2233.

You may call The Beast
     for a good time.

You may call The Beast
     when you’re feeling blue.

You may call The Beast
     any, anytime.

You may call The Beast
     maybe.

You may call The Beast
     Betty and when The Beast calls you
          The Beast will call you Al.

You may call The Beast
     in the morning
          after you’ve taken
               two of these.

If you get The Beast’s voicemail
     do leave a message.
The Beast will call you back
     at The Beast’s earliest convenience.

Iron Maidens

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