Friday Fun Fact: Diabetes mellitus type 1

Did ya know…?

Diabetes mellitus type 1 (also known as type 1 diabetes, or T1D; formerly insulin-dependent diabetes or juvenile diabetes) is a form of diabetes mellitus that results from the autoimmune destruction of the insulin-producing beta cells in the pancreas. IT FUCKING SUCKS! IT SUCKS SO HARD! DIABETES SUCKS BIG BALD DONKEY NUTS! IT SUCKS SO MUCH! The subsequent lack of insulin leads to increased blood and urine glucose. AND IT SUCKS SO FUCKING HARD! I WANT TO KICK DIABETES IN THE GROIN UNTIL IT PUKES! IT FUCKING SUCKS! The classical symptoms are polyuria (frequent urination), polydipsia (increased thirst), polyphagia (increased hunger) and weight loss. AND FUCKING SUCKING! THAT IS A SURE-AS-SHIT CLASSICAL SYMPTOM OF DIA-FUCKING-BEET-US!

The cause of diabetes mellitus type 1 is unknown. BECAUSE IT FUCKING SUCKS! HOW DO WE NOT YET KNOW WHAT CAUSES IT?! FUCK THAT SHIT! FUCK YOU, DIABETES! YOU FUCKING SUCK! Type 1 diabetes can be distinguished from type 2 by autoantibody testing.

Administration of insulin is essential for survival. SURVIVE THIS YOU HUNK OF ENDOCRONOLOGICAL SHITE! YOU SUCK! YOU MOMMA SUCKS! YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS DOO-DOO BROWN! YOU SUCK, DIABETES! DIE! DIE! DIE! Insulin therapy must be continued indefinitely and does not usually impair normal daily activities. BULLFUGGINSHIT! IT SUCKS! INSULIN THERAPY SUCKS! DIABETES SUCKS! FUCKED UP IMMUNE SYSTEMS SUUUUUUUUUCK! People are usually trained to manage their diabetes independently; however, DIABETES SUCKS RANCID ARSEHOLES! for some this can be challenging. NO FUCKING SHIT YOU SHITTY SHITHOLE OF A SHITFUCK DIRTY DICKHOLE DISEASE! Untreated, diabetes can cause many complications. LIKE SUCKING DINKLEBERRIES THROUGH A STRAW! Acute complications include diabetic ketoacidosis and nonketotic hyperosmolar coma. BOTH OF WHICH FUCKING SUCK SO HUCKING FARD! Serious long-term complications include heart disease, stroke, kidney failure, foot ulcers and damage to the eyes. AND ALL THOSE SUCK HIPPO NIPPLES, TOO! FUCK THOSE COMPLICATIONS! Furthermore, complications may arise from low blood sugar caused by excessive treatment. FURTHERMORE, DIABETES IS SO DUMB! IT IS SO DUMB! IT IS SO SO DUMB I CALL IT DUMB-ABETES! FUCK DUMB-ABETES!

…So now ya know!

Fuck diabetes.

Friday Fun Fact: Diabetes mellitus type 1

2 thoughts on “Friday Fun Fact: Diabetes mellitus type 1

  1. Heehee! Sucks it does but get a grip. There are worse things. Been taking two shots a day forever but I’ll be 73 next month. My mom was 43 when she died from the disease. My wife used to tell me that “you sick bastards live forever!”. She is gone 11 years. Regards.

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