Beer Review Poem: Southampton Publick House’s Altbier Düsseldorf-Style Ale

After Christina Rossetti’s O Lady Moon

O SPH Altbier, you’re an ale that wants to drink as a lager:
    {Shrug}, not sure why;
O SPH Altbier, I’ll let my wife tell you how she felt after a sip:
    “J, No more for me.”

Beer Review Poem: Southampton Publick House’s Altbier Düsseldorf-Style Ale