I Heart Pirates bumper stickers:

Which, due to cafepress.com’s weird “one-product-per-basic-store” rule, must be sold as a 10-pack instead of a single sticker. (But if you want a single one, let me know and I’m sure we can work it out.) But better if you just buy 10 and hand ’em out to all your piratical homies.

What could be coming next from Eyewash Press? 🙂