This just came to my gmail:
“From: Derockatude
To: Jdoublep
Re: Storm update
Thank you for your commitment to public safety by keeping us up to date on the latest breaking weather developments. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t have known the conditions and would not have been able to plan accordingly. Thank you, you are the most dependable forecast-person in the area. ”
Folks, I’m just trying to provide a valuable community service here.
This just came to my gmail:
“From: Derockatude
To: Jdoublep
Re: Storm update
Thank you for your commitment to public safety by keeping us up to date on the latest breaking weather developments. If it wasn’t for you, I wouldn’t have known the conditions and would not have been able to plan accordingly. Thank you, you are the most dependable forecast-person in the area. ”
Folks, I’m just trying to provide a valuable community service here.
Update: It’s raining.
Did you pay your power bill?
what’s this “power bill” of which you speak?
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. ya’ll coulda come over.
i woulda made pie or something.
pow·er – noun –
Physics.
a. work done or energy transferred per unit of time. Symbol: P
b. the time rate of doing work.
Mechanical energy as distinguished from hand labor: a loom driven by power.
A particular form of mechanical or physical energy: hydroelectric power.
bill – noun –
A statement of money owed for goods or services supplied: He paid the hotel bill when he checked out.
I hope that helps 🙂