Can you read what that says down there?
It says “Time to buy a shotgun to keep the flith-flarn-flith away from my baby girl.”
Can you read what that says down there?
It says “Time to buy a shotgun to keep the flith-flarn-flith away from my baby girl.”
Jason Preu 
zomg! Congrats!
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Dude! Congratulations!
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NICE!!! And if you want I can add another room on the tower I’m building to hold Riley until she’s 30 🙂
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AAAAHHHHH!!! A little princess! I’m so excited! I can’t wait to meet her. Congratulations 🙂
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thanks, fly. i had planned to call you last night when we got home from the ultrasound, but had to watch ro then work for another couple hours…before i knew it the night was gone…
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good, you keep the bad boys at bay and I’ll keep the hos away from my Ro. Thank god, I thout i was going to be doing sentry duty on my own for two boys.
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Yay for Preutopia! I’m so happy for you!
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Good job kids!
but how’s that saying go? With a boy, you only have to watch out for one penis, but with a girl, you have to watch out for ALL of them.
Something like that, right?
Screw the shotgun. You need to lay a minefield.
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Congrats! At least a few years before having to worry about the boys coming around.
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Congrats!
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Wow. Welcome to the unisex club. How on earth will you top Ro’s middle name? Frau Bodacious Preu?
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thanks, everyone!
we’re definitely not trying to top the name roman awesome.
but we will have something equally fun, i’m sure.
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we should have a Name The Baby contest.
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Be careful with girl names… if you try to get to crazy she’s just sound like a stripper… you know: Mercedes, Honey, Kitten, Apple, Sunshine, Summer, Polehoe… you know all the classics.
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well polehoe has my vote.
err.
wow, magical.
a girl!
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you need to think initials first. you’ve got RAP, so you need something just as cool, then make the names work to fit. it’s simple:
SUP CAP FOP COP SOP CUP PUP LAP LIP GAP JAP MAP NAP PAP ULP ERP
huh. just not as cool as RAP.
but, if you give her two middle names, that opens up a whole new world of possibilities.
food for thought.
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see that one’s gonna be tough because the middle initial is gonna be “M”.
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So name her Ingrid. Or Ulysses. Or Agnes.
I’m tellin ya, it works.
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i’m not saying it doesn’t work…just more limited when you’ve not got a vowel for a middle initial.
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bah…just go phonetic
for example: GMP PMP
(i know, i’ve gone probably gone about as far as I can with this, huh?)
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PMP – She’ll grow up to be a project manager.
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