sarah just comes upstairs and asks, “did you pee on the cat? he was laying at the base of the toilet and he’s got pee on him.”
well, if i did (and it must’ve been me because i’m the only one in the house equipped to do so and supposedly potty-trained) i didn’t know it.
and somehow that makes it all the better.
so don’t pet our cats. well, you can pet one – but which one i’ll not say just to keep you on your toes.
[did i just post twice in one day?]
I know it’s horrible, but the sentence “Did you pee on the cat?” just cracks me up, even on repeat.
agreed. i wish it were a question i could’ve answered in a thundering affirmative.
YES! YES, I peed on the cat! And I loved everrry second of it!
Oh, sorry man… that was me… remember back a few post ago on a blog about my mad nijia skillz?!?!? Now you know I wasn’t lie’n… muhahahahahaha MUHAHAHAHAAH!
Oh GAWD that’s funny!