there’s a little bowling green in all of you

and a little surfing crimson too
there’s a smidge of billards purple (snooker violet, if you’re nasty)
and a smashing splash of skeet-shot blue

i imagine one of the worst parts of being a bartender would be having to lean in to hear people’s orders and smelling their liquor and smoke-stained breath.


I need to get a night (well, second shift) job, something between 3-4pm and 11-midnight. I really don’t care what it is but would prefer something in IT (evening help desk, whatever). But, anything you might have available let me know. I’m a quick learner and a hard worker. My C.V. is over in the ‘for the curious’ section. Um…yeah…if you have any questions, you can comment here or e-mail me.

In the meantime,


there’s a little bowling green in all of you

7 thoughts on “there’s a little bowling green in all of you

  1. FlyGuy says:

    Sorry, I have no job for you… but after watch Milli Vanilli, I just can’t understand why Spandex and Shoulder Pad jackets are out of style… man, I got to get me some of those!


  2. Chris, thanks for reading and possibly helping to put diapers on my baby’s arse. I sent you an e-mail.

    Fly, please, please please oh please make a shoulder pad jacket and airbrush Milli Vanilli on the back of it!


  3. sarah says:

    btw – that move with the splits deserved a grammy.

    if the spin doctors can win the same one and not have to give it back for just out and out sucking, why not have mercy on a man who can do the splits and fling his hair sexily at the same time?


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