When we got invited to Teresa’s fundraiser for breast cancer awareness I immediately thought – Yes, I’ll do myself up like a member of The Blue Man Group…only PINK!
And I rolled with it.
Pink Liquid Latex paint? Check.
Bald cap? Check.
My mistake, however, was in not taking the time to do the facial prep work necessary, namely: not shaving. The end result was something…not the Breast Cancer Awareness Man I was hoping for. No, I ended up becoming Pink Velcro Victim X:
And I couldn’t show up to anyone’s fundraiser like that. I would have frightened off all the fundgivers. So, much to Sarah’s disappointment…I began to deconstruct Pink Velcro Victim X:
The process quickly turned nightmarish:
My alter-ego was reticent to relinquish hold:
We battled, he and I, for hours upon hours:
At times, Pink Velcro Victim X had the upper hand:
Yet I always managed to somehow regain a hold upon myself and my true identity:
Eventually, Pink Velcro Victim X gave way to Bubble Gum Gone Wild Man:
Who gave way to Latex Panties On the Head Boy:
(Which birthed a series of photos best left for a time when I know you better.)