Happy Birthday, Evil Underlord!

For the filthy, tainted ears of my devious, devilish readers:

Iron Maiden“The Number Of The Beast”

“Woe to you, Oh Earth and Sea, for the Devil sends the
beast with wrath, because he knows the time is short…
Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the
beast for it is a human number, its number is Six hundred and
sixty six.”

I left alone my mind was blank
I needed time to think to get the memories from my mind

What did I see can I believe that what I saw
that night was real and not just fantasy

Just what I saw in my old dreams were they
reflections of my warped mind staring back at me

‘Cos in my dream it’s always there the evil face that twists my
mind
and brings me to despair

The night was black was no use holding back
‘Cos I just had to see was someone watching me
In the mist dark figures move and twist
Was this all for real or some kind of hell
666 the number of the beast
Hell and fire was spawned to be released

Torches blazed and sacred chants were praised
As they start to cry hands held to the sky
In the night the fires burning bright
The ritual has begun Satan’s work is done
666 the number of the beast
Sacrifice is going on tonight

This can’t go on I must inform the law
Can this still be real or just some crazy dream
But I feel drawn towards the evil chanting hordes
They seem to mesmerise me … can’t avoid their eyes
666 the number of the beast
666 the one for you and me

I’m coming back I will return
And I’ll possess your body and I’ll make you burn
I have the fire I have the force
I have the power to make my evil take it’s course

Mötley Crüe“Shout At the Devil”

He’s the wolf screaming lonely in the night
He’s the blood stain the stage
He’s the tear in your eye
Been tempted by his lie
He’s the knife in your back
He’s rage
He’s the razor to the knife
Oh lonely is our lives
My heads spinnin’ round and round
But in seasons of wither
We’ll stand and deliver
Be strong and laugh and

He’ll be the love in your eyes
He’ll be the blood between your thighs
And then have you cry for more
He’ll put your strength to the test
He’ll put the thrill back in bed
Sure you’ve heard it all before
He’ll be the risk in the kiss
Might be anger on your lips
Might run scared for the door
But in seasons of wither
We’ll stand and deliver
Be strong and laugh and

Shout shout shout
Shout at the devil

Danzig“I’m The One”

I was born in the dirt
I never had no home
And the places I’ve lived
You don’t wanna know
But if you wanna hear evil
Just come a little bit close

I was a snake-eyed boy
And at the age of five
I made love to the howl of the wolves
With a dark haired girl
So if you wanna hear evil
Come a little bit close

She whispered in my ear
Little boy you the one
Set the world to rights
Make it tremble in fear
Do it one more time
‘Cause you the one, you’re the one

You’re the one, you’re the one
You’re the one, you’re the one
Yea, you’re the one
Little boy, you’re the one
Do it one more time

She said the path you walk
Gonn’ be hard one to tread
‘Cause the night is your only love
Lots of girls gonn’ be hurt
Said it’s part of your fate
‘Cause you’re the one, you’re the one

And now I know my place
In this life I ride
And I know the things I feel
A burning deep inside
So if you want to meet evil
I’m the one, I’m the one

I’m the one, I’m the one
I’m the one, I’m the one
Yea, I’m the one
I’m the one, I’m the one
Do it one more time

With many less torn fishnets, tubes of black eyeliner and empty hairspray cans, Elaine Pagels writes at length on The Big Red One, The Dualistic Daimon, The Ogre From Down Under, That Dirty Lil’ Devil, Your Nemesis and Mine: LUUUUcifer Q. SAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAN. I recommend her book. Fascinating history.

BONUS EVIL

The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy“Satantic Reverses”

In the 1970’s
The OPEC nations began to dominate
the world’s oil economy
In 1980’s Japan became the world’s
number ONE economic power
In 1989 the nations of Eastern Europe
Attempted to restructure
While in the United States civil rights have
collapsed at the hands of fundamentalists
And national insecurity’s at an all time high

Exxon and on and on and on
The ministers of double speak
New meaning of clean they
tried to teach us
They staged the phoney shampoo of the
Valdez greases
Completely jheri curled the beaches
Pipe bomb for the NAACP
And a hit on Salman Rushdie
The Berlin Wall comes down and the U.S. cracks down
on illegal aliens
Band the freedom of choice for those
wanting abortion
and enforce capitol punishment
twenty four hour radio ban
for indecency determined by the F.U.C.C.
Why are we so anesthetized to the lies
because we do it in our own lives
We believe all the things that we want to ehar
But then we also love to criticize

Bail-out the banks loan art to the churches
Satanic Reverses

In 1992 the European economic community will reform
In 1997 the city of Hong Kong will become a part
of the People’s Republic of China
IN 1999, and this is no coincidence,
the nation of Panama will control it’s own canal
While in the United States civil rights have
collapsed at the hands of fundamentalists
And national insecurity’s at an all time high

Helms said ban the photograph
of the piss Christ
It’s sacreligious not an art piece
While we all try to discern between
Our cup of tea and what we call obscenity
The house’s legislation
ripped the phoney foundation
off what we thought inherent
Sent Joey to the Supreme Court

‘Cause he made a statement
they called it desecration
of the symbol that was meant to represent
the freedom of the so called choice and dissent
They almost had me believing it
They were bleeding him
He said, “Burn baby, burn”
‘Til the street samurai
said to my face that
any flag that’s worth a shit
was woven from fire in the first place.

Bail-out the banks loan art to the churches
Satanic Reverses

suffer

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Happy Birthday, Evil Underlord!