I’ve not much time.

History

Current Situation:
PETITION

WHEREAS, on October 15th, 2005, Tan Nguyen and Jennifer Brock-Nguyen (the “Hosts�) held an annual party wherein certain prizes and accolades were given out to various guests with regard to guest costume design;

WHEREAS, the returning Group Champions (the “Champs�) arrived to the party as Troop 69, a troop of degenerate Brownies and Girl Scouts;

WHEREAS, the challenging Group (the “Agate Group�) arrived to the party as Refrigerator Magnet Poetry;

WHEREAS, upon the awards announcement, the prize for Best Group was awarded to the Agate Group instead of the Champs, despite the Agate Group’s obviously sloppy and hasty execution of an otherwise quite creative costume idea and despite the Champs setting the bar for Best Group in years’ past with such costumes as Poynt’d Styk, The Other Holidays, Communist Sperm and Characters from Clue®, a bar which the Agate Group clearly failed to surpass;

WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of certain Champs that the initial vote was a split vote, with Jennifer Brock-Nguyen voting for the Champs and Tan Nguyen voting against the Champs,

WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of certain Champs that one possible reason Mr. Nguyen voted against the Champs was that several members of the Agate Group helped Mr. Nguyen in setting up for the Halloween Party;

WHEREAS, it has come to the attention of certain Champs that another possible reason Mr. Nguyen voted against the Champs was that, as witnessed by Mrs. Jennifer Brock-Nguyen, several members of the Agate Group “guilt-tripped� Mr. Nguyen into voting for them as Best Group 2005 in exchange for stated help in setting up Halloween Party. Additionally, Mrs. Brock-Nguyen witnessed further “guilt-tripping� by the Agate Group due to their bruised egos from 2004’s Halloween Party, wherein the Agate Group left the party too early to be considered for Best Group;

WE THE UNDERSIGNED, due to the reasons above, demand a complete recall and recount be conducted with regards to the voting procedure and outcome in this matter. At the very least, the undersigned hope to make it clear to Mr. Nguyen that this type of favoritism and neighborhood cronyism will not be tolerated at future events that he hosts.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the undersigned have executed this document on this 18th day of October, 2005.

Jennifer Balmer
Jon Balmer
Doug Doty
Jesika Doty
Maggie Doty
Ryan Moore
Laura Moore
Ryan Olson
Jason Preu
Sarah Jacobson-Preu

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I want one.

I need some.

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