The Nostradamus of Relationships

The narrative you are about to read is based on actual events. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent (that and we don’t know Mr. Whiteboots, a.k.a. Mock Jagger, a.k.a. The Nostradamus of Relationships’ real name – if we did we’d be forced to report him as a sexual predator).

My lovely lady recalls a time before we saw each other naked on a regular basis.

The Nostradamus of Relationships