If you could…

…send one message to the children of the future, what would it be? (Courtesy The Onion)

My one message to the children of the future is:
“Everything you know will change…get used to it now so you don’t worry later.”

What’s your message to the kiddies?


the older dave foley gets, the more he creeps me out. plus i met him once, and he was a prick.

although eat more fiber tough advice to top, i’d say to the children:

Your parents should know this, but in case they don’t (and your own innate child survival instincts don’t clue you in,)never find yourself alone with any of the following: 1)birthday clowns 2)a grown man in shorts and knee socks 3)michael jackson.

Posted by: rubigimlet at August 25, 2004 09:21 AM

Sagacious advice indeed.

Posted by: jdoublep at August 25, 2004 11:15 AM

If you could…

Sock it to me

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